“We are currently experiencing issues with pay & display parking ticket machines. Fines will not be issued in these car parks today. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.” University of Wollongong yesterday. CMM suspects nobody complained.

UTS  warns the campus community of fines for crossing streets against the lights, via Facebook yesterday. Funnily enough it did not mention another reason that anybody familiar with the main drag outside campus knows all about – death by traffic.