You get what you pay for at Uni Melbourne

“University Accommodation means your teen will wake up minutes from campus and can enjoy all Melbourne has to offer,” Uni Melb spruiks via Facebook.  There’s a link promoting modest student digs in Parkville, “Workout in the 24-hour gymnasium, refine your talents in the music room (complete with baby grand piano), play basketball with your new friends or cook for guests in the communal kitchen.”

Curiously, there is no mention of accommodation for students’ valets and maids.