The current round of enterprise bargaining talks at Monash U started so long ago that CMM reported them in Latin

In the hope of moving things along, the National Tertiary Education Union has work bans in place for Open Day next month. The union also has made its own video version of a Monash U student recruitment campaign, “if you don’t like it change it.”

“Whether you want to change your life, your career, your community, or the future, it starts at Monash. Join us and leave the world in better shape than you found it,” the university urges.

The union’s version suggests that things need to change at the university itself, including for 70 per cent of staff who are in “insecure work.”  “Take a stand for an education built on fair jobs,” it suggests.

There’s no chance anybody will confuse the two.